The RACE is NEXT MONTH!!!!

[Ron Hill]

I get E-mails:

Re: I need info on next months race in Parker.

I think all the info is here. Start sending in your entries.

[Tony Scarlata]

Looking forward to it Ron. I will be racing with Kolby in the GN24.

[MAXIMUS]

Looking forward to it Ron. I will be racing with Kolby in the GN24.

Pussy! I will be mowing you down like a herd of cattle on a 2 bit *****! Whoops... thought this was the "other" site? What I meant was hey there Mr scarletta that is just great! I look forward to sharing the water ways with you & challenging you to a noble & upstanding test of wits.. I mean stamina!

[MAXIMUS]

Ron you will need to make yourself available for a test session next week... I need to get my "Body Snatcher *** kicker" propeller dialed in!!!!

I plan on racing only one boat! I am putting spikes & some of those twirly blade deals on the sides so I can rip holes in it as I go by it several times... muahhhhhh!!!!! Where is Joey... that little grease ball! He & tony will be a match made in an unholy place...

Also Chad time for you to bow down to your daddy... thats right I am going to own you like a cheap toy!

Ron??? Ron??? RON!!!! props man props!!! help!

[Tony Scarlata]

Pussy! I will be mowing you down like a herd of cattle on a 2 bit *****! Whoops... thought this was the "other" site? What I meant was hey there Mr scarletta that is just great! I look forward to sharing the water ways with you & challenging you to a noble & upstanding test of wits.. I mean stamina!

Maximus,

Why anger my sloth toed friend? You are a past champion and have nothing to prove. I know it may be difficult for a neanderthal such as yourself to spell my name correctly but here is a hint: It is spelled for you on my screen name. Now get back to peeling bananas with your feet and I will see you in Bakersfield!

[fyremanbill]

So, should I start putting all those boxes of parts together, or do i still have a few weeks to think about it.

[Ron Hill]

I plan on racing only one boat! I am putting spikes & some of those twirly blade deals on the sides so I can rip holes in it as I go by it several times...

What happened to "WHISKERS"??? You know the name "Plan B" is kind of edgy......But "WHISKERS" was a totally cool name for a boat....

When the great score is counted, it won't matter if you won or lost but what was your boat's name....

I along with Tinker Collinge was cleaning stuff out of my shop today....($79 worth of scrap aluminum)... But the thing that cought our eye was the BATMAN HELMET for the 2006 Blue Water Resort and Casino 300 Enduro...Tinker drove for Mercury, but he said, "Batman drove at Parker???"

Maxi...you start calling Tony Scarlata out...he'll be running GN, once I'm the Chairman, and your Plan B Crew, with a Ron Hill Four Blade, well maybe I'm making no sense... but I do hope you'll get your twin 11 year old daughters in J Hydro this year...(No I'm not sponsoring them)...

I mean, If Ross's son can win in J Hydro, your girls should have a chance....to dominate!!!

We're going testing WEDNESDAY....before San Diego if Mr. Wilkes says, "OK".

ADD;

Glad to hear you're running the 300, Tony!!! (The Blue Water Resort and Casino 300 need Super Stars)....

[MAXIMUS]

Maximus,

Why anger my sloth toed friend? You are a past champion and have nothing to prove. I know it may be difficult for a neanderthal such as yourself to spell my name correctly but here is a hint: It is spelled for you on my screen name. Now get back to peeling bananas with your feet and I will see you in Bakersfield!

Listen up Skarleto me amigo... you are about to enter a realm in which you know nothing about! Up here thar be monstars! Besides this ain't no wussy 4 lap exhibition deal where you can get out and eat a twinkie when you are tired...

[Ron Hill]

When I talked to Al, today, he said he agreed to drive with Fred Bowden HIMSELF....but then, they have decided it would be Todd Bowden and Al.....I have mixed feelings here!!! Not!!! Hope this TEAM is ready by October 20, 2007... Stoker and Bowden Teaming??? Ain't seen this in a LONG, LONG TIME!!!!

Also, I heard that GN 9....Gary Tomlin and Ronnie (Ramos) Tomlin say they'll run NEXT year....and Gary wants to run Nostalgia next season...Great news the GN 9 will see action again!!!

John Stoker ran an Evinrude V-6 in the Parker Nine Hour....First outboard V-6 to ever enter and finish the Enduro...Love to see Ole (NOT OLD) John out there in a TRI HULL....Team John's Custom Marine was always good for Boat Racing....

[Ron Hill]

In the old Colorado River Marathon, Ted May always used safety wire to wire about two Twinkies to his dash board. He said, "He got hungry driving that far (115 miles)..."

Bob Brown of Media Direction fame, Hot Boat Magazine fame...and Powerboat fame...I heard this second hand, but Bob was racing in an Ocean Race with Ted being his "Rider", Bob looks over and Ted is unwrapping a sandwich (In the middle of the race)....A little while later, he was peeling an orange...If you knew Ted May, then...this would surprize no one!!!

Of course, by now everyone knows that the 36 Runabout drivers used to DRINK BEER during thier Marathon Races...

So, be careful when you talk about eating Twinkies between heats.....Some of us LIKE Twinkies!!!! Not everyone can deep fry 19 turkeies in a day....Like Maximus...can....Have these "SPIKES" passed safety inspection???